My Day Today!

There's a crazy lady that walks around my area, she wears scruffy clothes, has more facial hair than my dad (for those that don't know, thats a fair bit), and has pretty gross teeth. She has dirty hands, and she smells.
I was at the bus stop this morning and saw her coming, she always likes to stop and mutter something, and today this muttering involved rubbing my arms.
From what I could make out, she has a cold, and so even though the weather was quite warm today (I think that is why she was touching my arms...), so she has to stay inside and can't go to watch Sturt play.

Then when in town after uni, I went to the toilets in the Myer Centre. While coming out of the cubicle, a lady stopped me (I am serious, I was about one step out of the cubicle), and asked if she could ask me a question. I said yes, and she then talked for about 2 minutes about anti-depressants. Once she finished she just stood there staring at me.
I was a little annoyed, being bombarded as I walk out of the toilet and all, so I said "Thats not a question." Which I now think was a little rude . She said she wanted $6, and I said that I would check, if I could just be allowed to wash my hands!
She followed me to the sink, and then kept asking if I would check now. I did, and I only had a $50 note, so I apologised and said I couldn't help, she asked "Well I will take whatever you have", and I said I only had $50, and she said "Ok, no worries, I can take that." Ex-squeeze me? I laughed, thinking she was joking, but she remained straight-faced and said it again.
Er, no.

And finally, my last story for the day (so far...), happened when I was leaving Supre. I had my uni bag with me, and the guy at the door asked to check my bag. I was messaging someone at the time, so as took my bag from my shoulder, and he leaned in to look closer, I smacked him right in the eye with my phone. He made some sort of grunt sound, and grabbed his eye, I apologised: "Oh my God, oh my God, I'm so sorry!", he just goes "Uh-huh", I continue to apologise...
HOW EMBARRASSING!! It was a pretty hard whack, possibly hard enough to bruise I would say. So don't get in my way, bitches!

Whatever!

I was walking down North Terrace to Uni this arvo when I was stopped by some guy trying to sign people up to The Child Fund, or whatever it was called. Normally I say I'm in a hurry or whatever (not that I don't wanna help out charity or anything, I just don't wanna sign up to one of those things...I have a friend who was once mesmorised by the Scottish accent of one of those charity 'salesmen', that he signed up to something he really didn't know what it was (even months later ... "something about the environment maybe? Or children? Saving kids, or trees....?") and then had trouble getting out of it!)...so I said my "No, sorry, I'm late for uni..." and the guy goes, "no, no..I just wanted to know if you do that often..what you just did back there?"

I look back thinking maybe I had accidently littered, and he was angry? With a confused look on my face, I asked what he meant, and he said: "Take everyone's breath away."

Blegh!!

Then he went on to talk about his charity.

Nice try!

*cough*

This 13-ish year old boy came up to the counter at work yesterday, wearing something that looked like this:

Too Cool.

I don't know if this is cool or not (I'm thinking not.), but the little guy who thought he was heaps cool couldn't even talk with the bloody thing in his mouth. He kept mumbling, they were slipping (so he had to put his hand in his mouth to fix them), and at one point he had to slurp the drool back into his mouth.

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